me at a fast food place: oh the prices have gone up
server: oh yeah sorry about that like it’s management i can’t do anything about-
me:
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
(via confirmance)
(via confirmance)
3cbx:
instagram mua: shows a perfectly normal makeup tool
me: bitch dont do it
instagram mua: frowns, waves finger and throws it away
me:
(via thebombdigity)
(via pikamans)
(via trust)
i’m pretty that everyone familiar with these movies has thought about this at least once
dead
(via bang)